Happy frackin Holidays. First some fashion, and then we’re going to have ourselves a little rant.
Dancien is wearing:
Skin: Fire – Seraph – 5 O’clock – Signature Labs
Shirt: Sweater 22(White) – .:Naive:.
Jacket: Winter Jacket – sf design
Pants: Cords Pants Brown – .:Naive:.
Hair: Dexter (Espresso) – Bryce Designs
And now for the rant,
You know, as much as I love Halloween, This holiday season comes a very close second. It’s getting colder, everything starts smelling awesome (fire places, trees, gingerbread, etc), people start being nicer, kids write letters to Santa Claus, the whole nine yards. But then, over the course of several years something has happened. It’s like the whole class level of the holidays has simply just hit rock bottom. I saw Holiday stuff in stores before Halloween. People in general were being even bigger dicks, and in general the entire meaning of the season was lost. And frankly, that pisses me right the fuck off. So here you go kids, I am going to list off the things that seriously are pissing me off about the Holidays in Second Life and in Real Life.
- These Mouth Breathers. Look assholes, we get it. You’re all butthurt because there are actually other religions out there that have their shindigs around the same time. It would probably help if you were A: Educated B: Not fucking inbred C: Not all goddamn related. And for the record according to scholars, your mythical pop tart of a savior was chucked out of his mom’s vag in the fucking Summer. In fact in 350 AD it was declared by Pope Julius I that December 25th would be the “official birthday” of Christ. Why? To ease in the conversion of pagan Romans who at the time celebrated Winter Solstice at that time, and it also helped with the Celts who celebrated Yule at the same time. I mean if you really want to go back into time the Babylonians celebrated something called “The Feast of the Son of Isis” at that time as well. You are not original snowflakes in deciding that the holiday is yours and all yours.
- The fact I can’t say Merry Christmas with out some politically correct asshole getting offended (Cajsa, I am looking at you). Seriously, grow some thicker skin. For that matter I can’t say Happy Festivus, Happy Yule, and Happy Hanukkah. It’s been homogenized into “Happy Holidays”
- The fact I see Holidays crap in the stores before Halloween. Give it a rest people. I know that times are tough, but do you really think your customers need to be inundated with the sensation of “OMG I have to buy this now, and I need to find my kids the exact presents they want, and what’s the newest shiny thing, and it’s okay if I go into debt this season because it’s the Holidays” It’s irresponsible and frankly totally not needed. Wait for November 1st before you give us ulcers okay?
- Now we get into the SL stuff. Hey people, going to clue you in here. There are more holiday colors than red and green. I know, it’s shocking isn’t it? Try using them. I dare you.
- Show some class. Look I get it, most monkeys in Second Life are here so they can look like hot little playmates or whatever. But Rudolphina the Red Nosed Escort, and Bambi the Stripper Elf….it’s just kind of sad at this point that you thought that was a good idea to make and or wear.
- The fact people are making and selling BDSM Christmas Trees, and Trees with Sex Poses, and every other Holiday item they can think of as long as it has sex poses in it. Just…no people. No.
And that’s it for now.
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