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So, Hi there! Yes, I know it’s been awhile. I got distracted and started doing other things. But it’s okay now, we’re here for you now. And we bring new shiny things to show you! So awhile back I subscribed to the I<3SL group. And while yes, almost everything posted is for the ladies on the rare occasion something unisex or for men comes across and we jump on it. So without further delay.
Seriously, I sat here for 20 minutes and my brain came up with “Hey Clothes” for a blog post title. So anyway, I decided to start looking at the stores owned by my plurk friends and I stumbled into *Fir*. Which is owned by Rob1977 Moonites. And then I bought stuff. Below is what happened.
Sadly it appears that there are a good chunk of you who are completely fucking retarded. So, I apparently need to dust off my rocking chair, fire up the learning stick, and tell you exactly how it is.
So I was out and about this morning perusing the feeds and the stores seeing what there was too see. Somehow I stumbled in to a store called VITAMEN. So, here is the result of when I walked out of the store.
Skin – Daniel – LAQ
Hair – Caught – Shag
Underwear - Frosted Undies Frosted Silver – Vitamen
So, during my shopping the other day I picked up several things. I’m going to show them to you now and then probably ramble about stuff as I suck down anti-flu medication and painkillers like they were going out of style.
I bought stuff, I liked it, I threw it together in an outfit. You know, the usual.
So if I am reading my notecards and notices correctly it appears that Tonktastic has finally finished their Tactical Series.
So there is a new tool out in the world of Second Life blogging. It’s name is Pennelope Thiessam. It has this little witty blog it likes to call “Penned Down” (sorry douchenozzle, you’re not getting a link). Sanura Snowpaw and I first pointed her out on plurk several weeks ago and then I suppose another blog which is continuously late to the party picked it up and it gained some steam.
Pennelope seems to be a one trick pony. It is one of those bitchy people who mask their complete lack of tact and completely twat-like behavior under the cover of “honesty”. You know what I am talking about the whole “Oh no, I’m not a complete cunt, I’m just honest” bit that seems to be quite the rage here in Second Life these days.
What good ol Penn likes to do is to go around to all the weekly sales: Fifty Linden Fridays, Humpdays, Project Themeory, and take pictures of the things for sale and then trash them. Pretty interesting no? Yeah, we did not think so either. Your shtick, it’s tired. I think the words “old and busted” could probably be applied. I mean let’s look at your content creator contributions to the pixel universe? You have a pair of snowflake pasties (which by the way are of poor quality and about as original as oxygen) and a two prim sculptie volcano you refer to as “Mt. Wannahumpapenis”. My aren’t you the witty one? Let’s face it Penn, buddy, dude, you have nothing except your sad little blog and the few friends who actually care about anything you have to say.
But the fun doesn’t end there does it? You started to notice that due to being a tactless cunt you were getting banned from shops that participated in these sales that you so love to trash. I have to wonder though, what did you expect to happen? Did you think the content creators you so “wittily” tore apart were going to say “Oh, that Penn, what a kidder! Why of course she can come back to my store and continue to completely trash the things I’ve worked on!” It doesn’t work that way princess, it never has and probably never will. So what is your initial response? You start crying about it. This tells us some things. First, it lets us know you’re probably under 25. It also tells us that you’re nowhere near as smart as you think you are. Yes Honey, your parents lied to you.
So after stomping around the internet and whining about how you were just “being honest” you did what exactly? Oh I know! You decided to start IMing content creators and began to tell them if they unbanned you, and if they gave you stuff “You would play nice”. Cupcake, there is a word for that behavior. It’s called Extortion. Also, nobody is going to buy it. So at this point, not only are you a twat who’s not as smart as you think you are, but you’re a shady twat. Way to go kid! Now you join the ranks of half the SL population! I bet you’re so very proud of yourself.
You see, content creators like this thing called “constructive criticism”. I know that may be a new thing to you. So, do us a favor? Go look it up, explore it, maybe start practicing it between your really bad photo sessions of “risque” SL crap okay?
It has finally happened. Second Life is finally catching up to my RL fashion obsession. Hawaiian Shirts. I love them, I will wear them all the time. I have a closet dedicated especially for them. I will wearing them in the summer time, I will wear them when it’s 10 below. It does not matter. So hooray for Artilleri releasing a shirt called “Nicke in Hawaii”!
This is the one in black. They have other colors. I got teal and green. When I get more funny money we’re going to get the others.
They also released pants called “Bret”. I knew a Bret in RL once. Dude was a total douche nozzle but the pants, they’re pretty damn cool. They come in different colors too. I got black because black matches with everything and it appeals to my dark and gothic soul….or something.
Artilleri also made the glasses. They’re called “Buddy glasses”. In the military they’re referred to as BCG’s “Birth Control Glasses” because you’ll never get laid wearing them. Or at least they used to be. Who knew they’d be hip again?
I actually really like Artilleri. I wish they had more guy stuff, but then that is pretty much everywhere no?
Dimitri is wearing:
Skin – Nik DeepOlive – Dutch Touch
Hair – Jonas DPBR III – MADesigns
Tattoo – Rock Sleeves – Garden of Ku
Glasses – Buddy Glasses – Artilleri
Pants – Bret Pants (black) – Artilleri
Shirt – Nicke in Hawaii (black) – Artilleri
Tshirt – Plain White shirt – Mechanism
Shoes – SlipOn Plain Colors – hoorenbeek
Eyes – Looking into my reflection (dusk) – Exodi
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