Though now it seems you’ll never know
But every lad to a man must grow
Till winter comes to celebrate
Then proudly chills the bone
When at last they bury me
Into this ground you’ll someday see
And you, did you listen to anything I said?
Did you ever listen to me?

Though the face we wear
Sometimes seldom speaks
From the babe that cries
To this grown man’s feet
May the hand still write
And its’ heart shape keep
Till our fathers, sons and daughters agree

So I will pave this road till glory
Sets our broken spirit free
From every cross-soaked nail pours endless rain
With tears no eye should see
But they could fill our highest ocean
And the rivers in between
With every blade that flowers must grow
then drown
With love our cruelest sea

Dimitri is wearing:

Skin – Demetris Ginger Natural – no.07

Hat/Hair – Brady Flat Cap Copper – MADesigns

Sweater – Braylon Striped Sweater Charcoal – :.WoE.:

Pants – GRJ-M6 Kole Jeans (Clay) – :.WoE.:

Shoes – Chelsea 2.0 Chocolate Brown – [hoorenbeek]

Song lyrics - The Spoken Wheel by Flogging Molly

Eyes – Look into My Reflection (Grey) – Exodi

Glasses – Arcadi – Role Optic

Sanura from *Dreams* sent us these tshirts. The text on the front of the shirt is “DILLIGAF?”. For those of you who don’t know that would be an acronym for “Does it look like I give a fuck?” The answer of course is “Depends on what you are going on about”. On the back of the shirt it says “srsly do I? cause I do NOT”. We’re down for this as it carries the appropriate level of snark. The shirt comes in : Brown (as shown), White, Black, Blue, Gray, Green, Pink, Purple.

And coming from the I<3SL group comes these shorts by SySy.  They are called “Andy Workers”. They come in Black (As shown), navy, cream, natural, sand, and white. They have four prim attachments. Two for the leg cuffs and then two pockets. There is actually a shortage of good male shorts in Second Life. Most of them are either swimsuits or those really long shorts that go well below the knees. So I for one am glad to see more shorts.

As you have probably noticed by now, we’ve gone blond for awhile. But that is neither here nor there. At the moment. Instead, also via the I<3SL group with have these “Bono” sunglasses from  Role Optic. While I may have a very low opinion of the tax dodging sell out douchebag, he usually does have nice taste in sunglasses. The sunglasses Role Optic put out are nice, they come with a script for resizing, color change, transparency, shine, gradient, and their usual stuff. Plus when I wear them I can still pretend I am relevant and not think that the last good political rock song I did was on the Joshua Tree album.

Dimitri is wearing:

Skin – Johan SK3 – Belleza

Hair – Mark NBL III – MADesigns

Eyes – Look Into My Reflection Hazel – Exodi

Tattoo – Mahuika – Huztats

Shirt – DILLIGAF? Brown – *Dreams*

Shorts – Andy Workers Black – SySy

Sunglasses – Bono – Role Optic

I am wearing:

Skin – Demetris Ginger Natural – no.07

Hair – Mikichan Crimson – Bryce

Sunglasses – Escuda – Role Optic

Tanktop – Wife Beater White – *Fir*

Shirt -  Hawaiian Shirt – *Fir*

Pants – Dirty Jeans – *Fir*

Tattoo – No More Pain – Garden of Ku

Rob shares his thoughts about Second Life. This is pretty important right here

Welcome to “Learnin’ Time” with Uncle DoomCookie.

See, Second Life is this big wide place. It has many regions. On this regions are called parcels. On these parcels people have their homes, their stores, their clubs, and all manner of things. The people who own these parcels pay for them. With money. That’s right kids, there is money involved.  Now sometimes children, you get a little unruly. And when you get unruly on somebody’s property or about the things they do on said property they exercise their option to ban you. I’m going clue you in on a little secret. They’re allowed to. Let’s think of it this way.The sim/parcel is owned by somebody. It is their property. It doesn’t matter if it’s virtual or not. The fact remains, they are paying for it and you are not. In fact the whole reason you are there is because they have graciously allowed you on their property. Some of these places are businesses, which these people rely on to make their real world income. Let’s put this in real world terms so you fucking sockmonkeys will understand this. If you walked into your nearest Dollar Store (I’m judging by some of the class levels I’ve seen lately) and raised a giant shitfit and acted like a complete fucking twat, you would be kicked out of the store and told not to come back. It’s this great concept. It’s called “We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone”. In other words, do not be a douchebag and you won’t get banned. Do you see how that works you morons? However, when you go completely retarded and they ban you? Maybe, and I mean just maybe if you want to be allowed back onto their property you were banned from just follow these three easy steps.

1. Find out what you did to get banned
2. After discovering why you were banned, talk to the person who banned you
3. If you were wrong, try apologizing. I know it’s a novel concept in Second Life. But sometimes “I’m sorry” works. Also, it’s usually the grown up thing to do. And yes, I just said Grown up in reference to Second Life.

Here is what you should not do. I am going to attempt to use small words so some of you should can wrap your tiny little pea brains around it.

• You should not threaten the parcel owner with blackmail, extortion, or any of that other fun stuff.
• Organize boycotts due to your douchebaggery. Nobody wins that game. Especially you.
• Blog about it. Usually when you blog about being banned from a place it just makes you look worse. (This does not apply to all cases)

So there you have it boys and girls and the some inbetweens. You can get banned for being an asshole. From somebody’s property. It’s really quite simple. You are not entitled to be anywhere. You do not have a right to go into any store you want. You are a fucking guest, and as such you should act accordingly. I swear to Ronnie James Dio, some of you dumb clowns must have been raised by the whitest of the trailer trash. And before any of you fucking tools decide to go off about how “you’re just being honest” allow me to to get a preemptive “Fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver” in. Your “honest opinion” is henceforth known as  “Being a complete fucking douche bag”. It’s not constructive, helpful, and frankly it’s just damn rude. Here, since you appear to have been raised by slightly inbred pigs let me educate you on what a constructive opinion looks like.

“I like the tattoo, I feel it could have used more color and had a bit more detail in the arms however”

See, that’s constructive and an opinion all at the same time. And it didn’t come off sounding like a twat. This is you however:

“Oh fuck I hate this place. This person obviously has no clue what they’re doing because their product is complete shit”

Do you see the difference? If you do not see the difference then perhaps it would be best if you took the dick out of your mouth and take another run at grade school again because apparently you missed something. My guess? They didn’t teach that shit in special ed.

So there you have it. Learnin Time with Uncle DoomCookie.

Skin – Daniel – LAQ

Hair – Caught – Shag

Underwear -  Frosted Undies Frosted Silver – Vitamen

Skin – Capone – 007

Hair – Smith – MADesigns

Underwear  – Black Sheer Brief – VITAMEN

Skin – Nik – Dutch Touch

Hair – Rail – Argrace

Tattoo – Supreme Lion – Garden of Ku

Sunglasses – Spirit – Role Optic

Outfit – Vinyl Boy Black – VITAMEN

Skin – Mathieu – Belleza

Hair – Glide – Argrace

Outfit – Ribbed Cotton Tank and Boxer – VITAMEN

All eyeballs are by Exodi.

Also, I used a bunch of poses from a bunch of places. Like Get Bent, Exposeur, LAP, your mom’s house, and others.

So, I don’t know if it’s new or not but Kal Rau has this leather jacket out that comes in 3 versions when you buy it. The version shown has a tshirt and button up shirt with it. It also comes with just the tshirt and with no shirt at all. You know, in case you have a favorite tshirt you’d like to wear with it or something.

I like it. The textures on it are pretty awesome. But I do have a complaint.  What is up with making the prim parts no mod? I understand that yes, you have resize scripts in everything but not having the ability to manipulate the prim so it fits perfectly is kind of a giant pain in my ass.

So you remember how a little while ago I showed you the Bad Boy pants from WMD? They were the ones that had the buttons undone and the fly down. And I commented on how I wished they had a pair of them with the fly zipped up and the jeans buttoned? Well I apparently am a giant dork and didn’t look hard enough as I found them when I made a trip over there. So….here they are.

So about the rambling thing, we’ve decided not to. So, there.

Dimitri is wearing:

Skin – Daniel 06 [Nougat] – LAQ

Hat/Hair – Brady Flat Cap (suede) – MADesigns

Jacket/Shirt – Leather Jacket M2 – Kal Rau

Jeans – “BadBoy” jeans low rise – WMD

Glasses – Arcadi – Role Optic

Shoes – Margin Shoes – hoorenbeek

All the poses are from RubyStarlight Writer’s awesome store {.:exposeur:.}

I may have shown some of this stuff before. If that offends you, well too bad. You’ve obviously got bigger problems to deal with.

Dimitri is wearing:

Skin – Daniel 03 [Nougat] – LAQ

Hair – Baseball cap/back Shaggy Dark Brown – Argrace

Hoodie – Black Jacket M2 – Kal Rau

Shorts – Fight Club Reborn  Classic Red – Primitive Designs

Shoes – Combat Boots – Hoorenbeek

Socks – Skanky Socks Pirates – Primtive Designs

Tattoo – La Virgen De Guadalupe – Garden of Ku

Fists – Taped Fists – SiniStyle

Sunglasses – Recon – Role Optic

Face Tattoo – Double Tear – NOX

Eyeballs – Look into My – Reflection (Grey) – Exodi (Dear Ryker, we love you. Shorter names please!!!)

Poses – {.:exposeur:.}, Olive Juice, Get Bent, LAP

First off, yes I am a fan boy of Tonktastic. I will totally admit that. That being said, here are pictures.

Dimitri was wearing:

Army Jacket (Black)
Ear Defender
Kevlar Pants
Kevlar Vest
Ski Mask
Tactical Boots
Tactical Gas Mask
Tactical Gloves (Style C)
Tactical Goggles

All of it is from Tonktastic

Poses from {.:exposeur:.}

Pennelope seems to be a one trick pony. It is one of those bitchy people who mask their complete lack of tact and completely twat-like behavior under the cover of “honesty”. You know what I am talking about the whole “Oh no, I’m not a complete cunt, I’m just honest” bit that seems to be quite the rage here in Second Life these days.

What good ol Penn likes to do is to go around to all the weekly sales: Fifty Linden Fridays, Humpdays, Project Themeory, and take pictures of the things for sale and then trash them. Pretty interesting no? Yeah, we did not think so either. Your shtick, it’s tired. I think the words “old and busted” could probably be applied. I mean let’s look at your content creator contributions to the pixel universe? You have a pair of snowflake pasties (which by the way are of poor quality and about as original as oxygen) and a two prim sculptie volcano you refer to as “Mt. Wannahumpapenis”. My aren’t you the witty one? Let’s face it Penn, buddy, dude, you have nothing except your sad little blog and the few friends who actually care about anything you have to say.

But the fun doesn’t end there does it? You started to notice that due to being a tactless cunt you were getting banned from shops that participated in these sales that you so love to trash. I have to wonder though, what did you expect to happen? Did you think the content creators you so “wittily” tore apart were going to say “Oh, that Penn, what a kidder! Why of course she can come back to my store and continue to completely trash the things I’ve worked on!” It doesn’t work that way princess, it never has and probably never will. So what is your initial response? You start crying about it. This tells us some things. First, it lets us know you’re probably under 25. It also tells us that you’re nowhere near as smart as you think you are. Yes Honey, your parents lied to you.

So after stomping around the internet and whining about how you were just “being honest” you did what exactly? Oh I know! You decided to start IMing content creators and began to  tell them if they unbanned you, and if they gave you stuff “You would play nice”. Cupcake, there is a word for that behavior. It’s called Extortion. Also, nobody is going to buy it.  So at this point, not only are you a twat who’s not as smart as you think you are, but you’re a shady twat. Way to go kid! Now you join the ranks of half the SL population! I bet you’re so very proud of yourself.

You see, content creators like this thing called “constructive criticism”. I know that may be a new thing to you. So, do us a favor? Go look it up, explore it, maybe start practicing it between your really bad photo sessions of “risque” SL crap okay?

This is the one in black. They have other colors. I got teal and green. When I get more funny money we’re going to get the others.

They also released pants called “Bret”. I knew a Bret in RL once. Dude was a total douche nozzle but the pants, they’re pretty damn cool. They come in different colors too. I got black because black matches with everything and it appeals to my dark and gothic soul….or something.

Artilleri also made the glasses. They’re called “Buddy glasses”. In the military they’re referred to as BCG’s “Birth Control Glasses” because you’ll never get laid wearing them. Or at least they used to be. Who knew they’d be hip again?

I actually really like Artilleri. I wish they had more guy stuff, but then that is pretty much everywhere no?

Dimitri is wearing:

Skin – Nik DeepOlive – Dutch Touch

Hair – Jonas DPBR III – MADesigns

Tattoo – Rock Sleeves – Garden of Ku

Glasses – Buddy Glasses – Artilleri

Pants – Bret Pants (black) – Artilleri

Shirt – Nicke in Hawaii (black) – Artilleri

Tshirt – Plain White shirt – Mechanism

Shoes – SlipOn Plain Colors – hoorenbeek

Eyes – Looking into my reflection (dusk) – Exodi