Yes, I have roused myself from post-Halloween/Dia de los Muertos topor to face the sheer horror that is the Christmas-Industrial complex. I don’t really have any excuses for my long leave of absence except that somehow I got thrown in jail and sentenced to death because Tedi asked me to drive him down to the pharmacy to get some aspirin. And then I ended up at this kind of Spa/CIA charm school, where I met this one eerily creepy and insanely intelligent white haired guy who keeps calling me and asking me to run errands.
Fast Tube by Casper
This last errand was apparently to assassinate Santa Claus. Its very exciting sounding but harder than it seems, because there are so freaking many of them. So I just picked a random Christmas themed sim, and attempted to go on a homicidal rampage. Santa wasn’t there, but his Mrs. was. She was a bot though, so I had a very stupid conversation with her. I am sure the person who owns her thought it was very funny too.
I finally got frustrated and ended up at Denton Valley instead, where Dancien had thoughtfully provided some burning materials so the evening wasn’t totally wasted. And then after a victory dance, went back to the ranch to drink Lone Star beer and ponder the evils of Christmas.
I continue with my deep and unstinting insane love of Rotten Toe. It seems every single time I go there, I *have* to buy something. And this last time this particular hair was in the lucky chair, which is why Juana is wearing such an unaccustomed color. But it seemed to go very well, and even very appropriate as well considering the circumstances. The Funeral party dress too is magnificent. I didn’t wear any spikes like I shoud have though, but pieces from the Oshun Dark Eden set are always personal faves as accessories. The Puke skin is utterly adorable too, and pleasingly unusual. Its like a cute and doll-like girly corpse paint in a way. And by the way, those Frost Fae wings from Chaospire (part of the Frost Fae set) are scripted to snow.
On a related tangent, if you have the chance to see the documentary “Until the Light Takes Us,” you should really do so. I had no real previous knowledge of the excesses of the early 90s Norwegian Death Metal scene apart from the famous murders and church burnings, but after seeing this interesting (and frequently unintentionally funny) movie, I felt like maybe if I was going to do the Death Metal Fashionista lifestyle in SL, then murdering Santa and setting his sleigh on fire would be a very Fashionista Varg Vikernes thing to do. (Ok maybe he’d stab Santa in the head and then scatter his dismembered body all over the place and then set fire to a church, but hey let’s pretend) And it didn’t hurt either that the exposed brain was sort of reminiscent of the famous suicide cover with the brains on a pillow. (go Google it if you don’t believe me).
la femme juanita wears:
MP5 by Breach
funeral party dress, puke skin, visions of death eyes, and brains (blue) hair by Rotten Toe
black boots by J’s
Frost Fae flexible wings (scripted) by Chaospire
Skull Halo by Vamp Designs
Midnight Oshun Armlets (from set) by Dark Eden
Skull Nose Piercing by AVZ
at Winter by PondLife and at Denton Valley (thanks Dan!)
death metal courtesy of Melkaim_Back 2008 by Aengarth (creative commons)




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