It has recently come to Dancien’s attention that some of you are indeed taking yourselves a little too seriously…..again. We here at Atomic Valley are going to help you out. Free of Charge. In fact, we’re going to do everybody a favor. Everytime one of you bloggers start going “OMG SERIOUS! INTERNET! JOURNALISM BLOG MONKEYFUCK DRAMA” We of Dancien are going to take out our trusty stick and poke you with it. And if you don’t like that….well….that’s just too damn bad.

Interesting Fact: 4 out of 10 Internet People are going to experience NETRAGEOMGWTFBBQ over the shirt I am wearing. And that my friends (or acquaintances or people I don’t like but read this anyway) is part of the god damn problem. It seems that a good chunk of you have a sense of humor like fucking a fat chick. It’s all good till your friends find out. So out of those 10 people four of them are going to be actually mad and 5 of you who are friends with the four are going to be like “OUTRAGE!!!” while laughing about it in private. That leaves 1 out of 10 who actually have the balls to laugh in public. This is just a small part of the problem. From your little gossip wars, your private plurks (btw if you use these consider yourself a coward), and your continual need for attention. It all points in the same direction. You fuckers need to pull the giant prim out of your ass and get over yourselves.  You sell ads on your blogs thinking you’re important enough that people should pay you money for a tiny ad, you only review people who give you shit for free, and the kicker as of late. You are pretentious enough to make video commercials for your blog thinking that you are soooo special. You’re not. In the end, you’re just like me. Some asshole on the internet who thinks people might want to read an opinion you have.

You sit there and judge everybody else and throw a big cry-fest when the gaze is turned onto you. Well from now on as far as I am concerned when I rant, it’s going to be turned onto you and it’s going to be harsh.

This post has been kept vague for a reason. No doubt some of you will go crying on your plurks about what I have said here. And if you got offended by it then consider it aimed at you. You’ll out yourselves eventually. You always do.