Let me preface this rant with the fact that yes, according to a good chunk of the population Second Life is just a big fancy social networking role playing game so therefore they don’t take it seriously. And if you have that opinion it’s fine I suppose. However, there has been a growing trend amongst Second Life business owners that frankly has me a little bit appalled.

One of the first things they teach you in any business course is that it is important to deal with your customers in a clear and concise manner. So if your customer has any questions or anything like that they will be able to understand you and problems can be solved. Do we get that in Second Life? For the most part I am going to say…No we sure as fuck don’t. Instead we get graced with shit like this:

The object ‘–>>\-.:!:.*4Eva GuTta Update Group*.:!:.-/<<–’ has sent you a message from Second Life:
Aww how cute..I banned Love Delec for playing on the subscribe o matic..now its under attack by her friends Moses Flow, Novo Kane, Cullen anthony, Elric Ember & Hybrid..thats too cute..Ya’ll join her on the bann list with ya’ll immature ass..*waves to Novo**..i see you still in it..Lmaoo <3..Phuckin lames

I am sorry but what? Oh wait, let me get my standard fuckwit to English dictionary out. It says…Oh piss on it. Who cares what it says? The fact is the minute your brain started processing that insipid babble you immediately decided not to take the person even remotely seriously and discounted everything they said.

As I am typing this, my asshole-sense is telling me there are going to be some Sandy Vaginas going “But Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, some people don’t speak English”. My answer to you is Shut the Fuck Up. I am not talking about non-English speakers. I am referring to the slack jawed trailer bunnies who insist of completely ass raping their native tongue by doing cute little things like spelling “Fuck” with a PH like it somehow makes it all cute and fluffy.

If you’re not guilty of this little assault on the English Language then good for you. If you are guilty however, please for the love of all that is Ronnie James Dio just go ahead and before you issue anymore business related reading materials just have your nearest third grader proof read it for you. They already have you clearly beaten on language skills.

Tags: Dancien Graves, Rant, Sandy Vaginas, Second Life